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<head>
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<meta charset="utf-8" />
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<title>Gallium Workshop</title>
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<img id="logo" src="../assets/img/jankbook.png" />
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<h1>Jankbook Pro</h1>
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<p class="intro">
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The Jankbook is a Dell 3100 2-in-1 Chromebook originally stolen from Mr.
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Robison's class, unenrolled and loaded with custom firmware allowing
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booting to Linux. It is the genesis Jankbook, a proof of concept for
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future unenrollments.
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<video controls class="dropkick">
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<source src="../assets/media/chromebook.mp4" type="video/mp4" />
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<center>you are registered as a participant in a mass disturbance</center>
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<h2>Jankbook rev1.2</h2>
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<div class="post">
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<p>
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<em
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>Gallium workshop's flagship model By Gallium Workshop
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Software</em
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>
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<h3 id="abstract">Abstract</h3>
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The Jankbook is a collection of efforts from many developers to create
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the Quran of security breaching, from developers of Sh1mmer, to the
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developers of Linux Mint. Jankbook explores the limitations of school
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issued devices. The Jankbook v1 is from a Dell 3100 2-in-1. Using
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Sh1mmer from Mercury Workshop which unenrolls the Chromebook from
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enterprise Enrollment. These devices are all underpowered intel chips
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with no general uses. Which ultimately leads to a pinnacle of Jank, and
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helps make it look “hacker”.
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<h3 id="intro">Intro</h3>
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<p><strong>Why?</strong></p>
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<p><em>Cuz why fking not? -KaitoTLex</em></p>
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The Jankbook is a device that puts actual use to the shitty school
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issued Chromebooks. These Chromebook has hardware that existed since the
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dinosaurs and engineered by Lenovo and Dell. To create Luther’s 95
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Theses of poor engineering and easy security breach.
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<h3 id="how-it-was-done">How it was done</h3>
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<h4 id="sh1mmer">Sh1mmer</h4>
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Shimmer is a software that is written by Mercury Workshop which is one
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of Gallium Workshop’s alliance organizations. Sh1mmer requires rewriting
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the partition in the Chromebook’s enterprise enrollment. We used Sh1mmer
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to remove the enterprise enrollment and trick the Chromebook to believe
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that it isn’t enrolled, by jamming the “Dev Mode” in the Chromebook. The
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Chromebook was enrolled into the district’s enrollment which was an
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issue. With Sh1mmer rewriting the disk partition, Sh1mmer ridded the
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district’s enrollment. Then Sh1mmer allowed “dev mode” to work on the
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Chromebook.
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</p>
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<h4 id="mr-chromebox">Mr.Chromebox</h4>
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“Dev mode” being enabled, the Chromebook was abandonded for a few
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months. The project was revived when one kid wanted arch on his
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Chromebook but Sh1mmer was patched so the “Sh1mmered” Chromebook was
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given to him to continue the legacy. Mr. Chromebox basically rewrites
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the coreboot of the Chromebook to run a Legacy Bios or UEFI.
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<h4 id="xero-linux">Xero Linux</h4>
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After the UEFI was flashed within a tricked Chromebook, the first
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initial test was to see whether the Chromebook’s specs can keep up with
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the bloat that is XeroLinux. XeroLinux is a distro of the Arch distro
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that may look “hacker” or “jank”. Honestly it’s just filled with bloat
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but it looked cool.
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<h4 id="manjaro">Manjaro</h4>
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Afterwards the team shifted from Xero Linux to Manjaro which is peak of
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Arch-based distributions. Manjaro was deemed the most jank part of this
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Chromebook’s life.
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<h4 id="mint">MINT</h4>
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Afterwards the Chromebook was abandoned which eventually led to the
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final form of the computer, Mint. Mint is a Debian-based distribution
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that is deemed the world’s most stable distribution. The distribution
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can do Linux stuff in a more user-friendly way.
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<h3 id="conclusion">Conclusion</h3>
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Don’t do it unless you are a medically trained professional, you must be
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able to diagnose yourself. Each process of this project was done in a
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safe environment in a professional and educational setting. We are not
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liable for any damage done to the Chromebook. This project is to prove
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the potential use cases of these majestic pieces of art if it weren’t
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for the enterprise enrollment or being on ChromeOS.
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</p>
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<h2>Honorary Members</h2>
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<div class="members-list">
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<div class="member">
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<a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efs3QRr8LWw">
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src="https://assets.pewresearch.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2014/01/FT_timeline-snowden.jpg"
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<h3>Edward Snowden</h3>
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<a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sKs-kqa9jnM">
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<h3>Vivek Ramaswamy</h3>
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<a target="_blank" href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawn_Fanning">
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<h3>Shawn Fanning</h3>
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<div class="member">
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<a target="_blank" href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Mitnick">
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<h3>Kevin Mitnick</h3>
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</a>
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<a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HY12H38KMVA">
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<h3>Satoshi Nakamoto</h3>
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<h3>Robert Morris</h3>
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<h3>Joe Exotic</h3>
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<h3>Javier Milei</h3>
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>SRVUSD sysadmins</a
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<h2>Hardware Projects</h2>
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<h3>Jankbook Pro</h3>
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firmware allowing booting to Linux
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<h3>Toughbook</h3>
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