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     <h1>Gallium Workshop</h1>
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-      We are a cybersecurity research collective intending to continue the great
-      work of <a href="https://mercurywork.shop">Mercury Workshop</a> and
-      others. Some of our recent projects include:
+      We are a cybersecurity research and anarchist collective. Our goals: the abolition of the global network of capital and maximum psychic damage to SRVUSD sysadmins. World domination will be achieved by 2026. Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism soon to follow. Some of our recent projects include:
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