Gallium Workshop

We are a cybersecurity research and anarchist collective. Our goals: the abolition of private capital and maximum psychic damage to SRVUSD sysadmins. World domination will be achieved by 2026. Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism soon to follow. Some of our recent projects include:

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Wondering what the code flashing on your screen is? It's the exact version of Project Bluephish that was used (successfully) to phish Jeremy Eltho, marking the first cybercrime committed by our organization, which recognizes neither national or international authority nor ethical principles.

Proprietary Projects

SRVUSD IRC

District-wide IRC chat application

SRV Coin

The world's most valuable cryptocurrency, set to exceed the value of Bitcoin

Open Source Projects

QuakeJS

Quake 3 Arena fully playable in the browser and hosted within the SRVUSD intranet

Hardware Projects

Jankbook Pro

Dell 3100 2-in-1 Chromebook, unenrolled and loaded with custom firmware allowing booting to Linux

Toughbook

Decommissioned robotics laptop loaded up with state-of-the-art *nix architecture and used primarily for sponsoring nefarious activities over intranet

ESP Deauther

Work-in-progress multi-vector network offensive security testing device, based on an ESP development board

Gallium Intranet

A private network hosted by Gallium Workshop at SRV in order to facilitate easy local area connections to other devices and counter the Great SRVUSD Firewall

Honorary Members

Edward Snowden

Vivek Ramaswamy

Shawn Fanning

Kevin Mitnick

Satoshi Nakamoto

Robert Morris

Joe Exotic

Javier Milei