Gallium Workshop

We are a cybersecurity research and anarchist collective. Our goals: the abolition of private capital and maximum psychic damage to SRVUSD sysadmins. World domination will be achieved by 2026. Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism soon to follow. Some of our recent projects include:

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Proprietary Projects

SRVUSD IRC

District-wide IRC chat application

SRV Coin

The world's most valuable cryptocurrency, set to exceed the value of Bitcoin

Open Source Projects

QuakeJS

Quake 3 Arena fully playable in the browser and hosted within the SRVUSD intranet

Hardware Projects

Jankbook Pro

Dell 3100 2-in-1 Chromebook, unenrolled and loaded with custom firmware allowing booting to Linux

Toughbook

Decommissioned robotics laptop. Probably not a real toughbook, but it sure looks like one

ESP Deauther

Work-in-progress multi-vector network offensive security testing device, based on an ESP development board

Gallium Intranet

A private network hosted by Gallium workshop in order to facilitate easy local area connections to other devices

Honorary Members

Edward Snowden

Vivek Ramaswamy

Shawn Fanning

Kevin Mitnick

Satoshi Nakamoto

Robert Morris

Joe Exotic

Javier Milei