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<h1>Jankbook Pro</h1>
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The Jankbook is a Dell 3100 2-in-1 Chromebook originally stolen from Mr.
Robison's class, unenrolled and loaded with custom firmware allowing
booting to Linux. It is the genesis Jankbook, a proof of concept for
future unenrollments.
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<center>you are registered as a participant in a mass disturbance.</center>
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<h2>Jankbook rev1.2</h2>
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<em
>Gallium workshop&#39;s flagship model By Gallium Workshop
Software</em
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<h3 id="abstract">Abstract</h3>
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The Jankbook is a collection of efforts from many developers to create
the Quran of security breaching, from developers of Sh1mmer, to the
developers of Linux Mint. Jankbook explores the limitations of school
issued devices. The Jankbook v1 is from a Dell 3100 2-in-1. Using
Sh1mmer from Mercury Workshop which unenrolls the Chromebook from
enterprise Enrollment. These devices are all underpowered intel chips
with no general uses. Which ultimately leads to a pinnacle of Jank, and
helps make it look “hacker”.
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<h3 id="intro">Intro</h3>
<p><strong>Why?</strong></p>
<p><em>Cuz why fking not? -KaitoTLex</em></p>
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The Jankbook is a device that puts actual use to the shitty school
issued Chromebooks. These Chromebook has hardware that existed since the
dinosaurs and engineered by Lenovo and Dell. To create Luthers 95
Theses of poor engineering and easy security breach.
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<h3 id="how-it-was-done">How it was done</h3>
<h4 id="sh1mmer">Sh1mmer</h4>
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Shimmer is a software that is written by Mercury Workshop which is one
of Gallium Workshops alliance organizations. Sh1mmer requires rewriting
the partition in the Chromebooks enterprise enrollment. We used Sh1mmer
to remove the enterprise enrollment and trick the Chromebook to believe
that it isnt enrolled, by jamming the “Dev Mode” in the Chromebook. The
Chromebook was enrolled into the districts enrollment which was an
issue. With Sh1mmer rewriting the disk partition, Sh1mmer ridded the
districts enrollment. Then Sh1mmer allowed “dev mode” to work on the
Chromebook.
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<h4 id="mr-chromebox">Mr.Chromebox</h4>
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“Dev mode” being enabled, the Chromebook was abandonded for a few
months. The project was revived when one kid wanted arch on his
Chromebook but Sh1mmer was patched so the “Sh1mmered” Chromebook was
given to him to continue the legacy. Mr. Chromebox basically rewrites
the coreboot of the Chromebook to run a Legacy Bios or UEFI.
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<h4 id="xero-linux">Xero Linux</h4>
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After the UEFI was flashed within a tricked Chromebook, the first
initial test was to see whether the Chromebooks specs can keep up with
the bloat that is XeroLinux. XeroLinux is a distro of the Arch distro
that may look “hacker” or “jank”. Honestly its just filled with bloat
but it looked cool.
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<h4 id="manjaro">Manjaro</h4>
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Afterwards the team shifted from Xero Linux to Manjaro which is peak of
Arch-based distributions. Manjaro was deemed the most jank part of this
Chromebooks life.
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<h4 id="mint">MINT</h4>
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Afterwards the Chromebook was abandoned which eventually led to the
final form of the computer, Mint. Mint is a Debian-based distribution
that is deemed the worlds most stable distribution. The distribution
can do Linux stuff in a more user-friendly way.
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<h3 id="conclusion">Conclusion</h3>
<p>
Dont do it unless you are a medically trained professional, you must be
able to diagnose yourself. Each process of this project was done in a
safe environment in a professional and educational setting. We are not
liable for any damage done to the Chromebook. This project is to prove
the potential use cases of these majestic pieces of art if it werent
for the enterprise enrollment or being on ChromeOS.
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<h2>Honorary Members</h2>
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<h3>Edward Snowden</h3>
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<h3>Vivek Ramaswamy</h3>
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<h3>Shawn Fanning</h3>
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<h3>Kevin Mitnick</h3>
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<h3>Satoshi Nakamoto</h3>
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<h3>Robert Morris</h3>
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<h3>Joe Exotic</h3>
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<h3>Javier Milei</h3>
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